dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

missmirandaaraee:

"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"

good. stay the hell away from me.

foodffs:

Well I think this is brilliant, so I decided to make these gifs (so you don’t have to bother with video 😅) and give it a little promotion. Here’s a Kickstarter link for anyone who can support it:

Fonde: The Ravioli Rolling Pin, Perfected.

painfullysane:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

becausebirds:

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becausebirds:

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canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

You can actually feel it.

You can actually tell and feel when you’re starting to fade away from someone. The conversations get shorter, they get less meaningful, less exciting. You can feel the wall that’s coming up between you two. And then in the end, you’re back to being strangers.

laurakvstheworld:

i honestly feel 100% better after watching this

himapapaftw:

people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

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