August 2012
you know, i’m actually pretty bummed about this being my last shift. i’m going to miss everyone.
I never realize how much I swear until I’m in a situation where I can’t
A Haiku about Tablet Pens
xenobubbles:
Where the fuck are you
I swear I put you right there
Fuck you tablet pen
Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /screams/
