Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.
my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities and being full of regret
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise